Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Grew up a Yankees fan, I was born 2 days before Munson died. I’m aware of other sports deaths (Snyder, Kile, Adenhart and others) but for some reason I am really having a hard time processing this.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

If we look weird it’s because it was 5,000 degrees in that damn venue

Nope. I would have been not even 5 years old, and probably was in preschool while my parents were working while the OJ chase was happening. Most memories I have from that age and earlier are pretty shallow and are mostly places I’ve been rather than specific events. It’s not until later that year that I really…

A Kershaw truther. Just perfect

Anything else aside, exactly how many businesses do you think are set up along underpasses?

Part of popularity for Federer and Nadal was their rivalry. They were both at the top of the game around the same time which led to multiple finals matchups. Maybe the issue with Djokovic is that he lacks that rivalry.

Go to hell.

Bobby finger looks like Ryan Gosling with AIDS

WHAT ABOUT MY ZUNE

Aziz looks like he is practicing for a role playing Joe Torre in a Yankees mini-series.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

“Sandoval has one walk and no hits in seven plate appearances this season.”

Fuck that, keep it coming. Any player who takes a victory lap for an entire fucking season needs more shit than this. Especially the most overrated Hall of Fame caliber player in NBA history. Plus there was that rape thing that he paid away. And the little bitch attitude before that. I hope that every player who does…

Josh Hamilton’s 10th inning HR, Game 6, 2011 World Series

This Steve Martin?

Personally, I was freaked out for a minute, but my mind has been put at ease.

As noted, the main thing here is that Steve Francis has a boat.