I asked my coworker, Tim Brady, what he thought about Trump and his plans for Muslims, and he told me to get the fuck out of his cubicle. Also I’m not a reporter. Can I still have $100?

Holy shit! KG just stole Blake Griffin’s New 2016 Kia Soul!

Technically it’s G-D-A-E on any violin

Watergate

Maybe he just wanted to work on his stroke

That must be why nobody ever died playing football in the early 20th century.

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Andy Dwyer is the world’s number 1 Colts fan and everyone knows that. He also makes the best mac and cheese.

As an Indianapolis resident, this kills me a little bit inside...

Not to disagree with that picture, but this might negate it:

Subway Jared used to sit courtside for most Pacers games. And was probably the biggest “celebrity” fan for any Indy team.

Jim Belushi and...

The Money Team.

Camus is a pretty tough author to start him off with IMO.

If you live in your car, can you legally drink in your car?

Psst.... the joke was that when Kate Lamphear was hired, every headline was all about how, ZOMG, Maxim hired a woman. The author was just reversing that.

Serious question. I use twitter as essentially a sports news network. I hate ESPN’s website format, and Grantland is dead, and Bleacher Report has a format I don’t care for, and I some writers I really don’t like (and some I do). I don’t know where else to turn!

I only take Harvey out if he dies before the 27th out

It’s good to see a Greek do the bailing for once.

From the looks of things, Rosen still needs some work figuring out a way through the “Cover 2” defense.