Please do alcohol next.

Career WARs

Minneapolis resident and guy who loves basketball & soccer here. I like going to Twins games to be outside chilling, and my good buddy - who is a HUGE Twins fan - yelled GREAT JOB HOMOPHOBE whenever Torii did something praiseworthy at twins games this year. The indignant looks he would get from Twins fans made my…

It feels like these stories keep happening with the same response: kid dies, Internet is bummed out, adjusts fantasy teams and move on.

Now that people have finally accepted the dangers of playing football in the NFL, I wonder if they’ll start doing similar studies on college and high school students, including those who play but don’t go professional. It’s entirely possible that the things we see in NFL players are contributed to by brain trauma…

Is he related to the kid who only hit homers?

There it is.

not ready to call pitches full time in the bigs

Man, embrace Muscle Hamster. That’s the coolest nickname in the NFL. Dougernaut is what Rob Schneider would call him at the water cooler.

I love how the workplace is filled with people more concerned with what you carry your work in rather than getting your actual work done.

How about the fact that we’re days away from the NBA tipping off yet we haven’t had a column from Zach Lowe, the best in the business, for 10 days now. Is he leaving too? He’s half the reason I still wander over there.

According to the CNN piece you'd have to go all the way back to 2013 to find as many.

Bizarre? Huge? Practically nothing in it? Maybe you just don’t understand Canada in general.

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After the umpire calls “Play” the ball is alive and in play and remains alive and in play until for legal cause, or at the umpire’s call of “Time” suspending play, the ball becomes dead. While the ball is dead no player may be put out, no bases may be run and no runs may be scored, except that runners may advance…

Following a writer around on the internet and being a dipshit isn’t a good look, dipshit

This better?

I will stand for a lot, but I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. A “g.” OBVIOUSLY.

Police say there is no clear motive for the attack.

Goodell: Two games!

Isn’t it obvious that “Will” is actually Wilmer Flores?