Booked a weekend stay at a small cabin. Ended up not even being able to go that weekend and it was non-refundable.

I guess you don’t really “buy” bail, but I certainly paid for it.

That moment when you realize social chair Braxton booked the Beta Butt Chug Formal on the same night that Entourage comes out on DVD.

This is just like Strasburg! How did that work out for the Nats?

There’s only one rapper I’m listening to about wine and it’s the man who penned “Slurricane”.

Because Wa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa Pow was a thing. And morning shows, they’re all about the things.

I came for Al, and stayed for Willie and Tamron.

Outside of point guard in the NBA, there might not be a position in sports right now that’s deeper than first base in MLB. Goldschmidt, Cabrera, Votto, Gonzalez, Rizzo, Freeman, and Hosmer are all great, Texeira and Pujols aren’t at their best anymore but they’re having great seasons, and even Lucas Duda is really…

First Kane, now Rose.

This is by design. Coaches have no incentive to tell the truth in regards to players who are disappointing. In many locales the local media merely serve as mouthpieces for the teams.

hundreds, due to fake accounts using abc@abc.com email address

Knowing Winona as I do, it’s gotta be shoplifting.

“Dee’s nuts.”

His comment was a dumb joke. Your comment is a massive overreaction.

Come on guys, don’t be dicks. Make it for $599.99. He won’t need to fill out a W-9 then, and you won’t need to issue him a 1099.

It sounds like a 19 year old who has discovered this one weird trick and the secret to throwing THE CRAZIEST PARTIES GUYS and wants, nay - needs, to share it with us. Landlords and HOAs hate him!

Real advice is don’t be the sucker who throws house parties, just go to them.

Typical POS a**holes from Chicago. They go a few games over .500 and their whole fanbase goes off the rails. It’s nice being in St Louis and having all these world series rings. Lol.