Sure. Here’s some sumo guy’s taint.

I don’t want to be right.

Scott Walker because he’ll give you a few hundred million in public funds to build your own court.

Aaaaaaand the identity of PFTCommenter has been revealed.

I don’t understand. So are they going to eat dinner or what?

An emotional rollercoaster. 5 Stars.

Can we please get a “this is sportscenter commercial” where a old school school nurse is checking everyone’s head for lice, and then scott van pelt sits down with a giant smile on his face.

Fascinating!

“Mine was worse.”

As a lifelong Mariner fan in the midst of suffering through a season in which they’re 10 games back with 2 months to go, thanks for this late-season pick me up story.

Glad to see Lennay Kekua has found a new beau.

Go back to the February 3rd edition of 60 Minutes Sports and the interview with Troy Vincent. The first official word from anyone in the league. Vincent claims the “first they heard about this” was at halftime of the AFCCG.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Terrible impression. Shot 100%.

Kyle Farnsworth absolutely DROPPING Paul Wilson.

Well, you know how when someone says “soccer is boring”, you say to yourself, “that guy just doesn’t get it”?