I just hope the demise of Gawker, the main site, does not lead to Deadspin (or, to a lesser extent io9) going down too. I feel like both of those could survive on their own.

Meanwhile, this dipshit Midwestern Lion found safety.

He’s on the record as saying nice things about Puerto Ricans, though. I even heard him say, “There’s no such thing as bad PR.”

This sounds horrible.

Option #2: Don’t go on a cruise. They’re all terrible and trap you indoors with the worst humans on earth and then you get 2 hours where they dump you and the rest of your scum-of-the-earth boatmates into some tourist trap where everything is expensive and anyone there who’s a local hates you for ruining that area for…

I thought the rule was you had reveal the magician by burying the pea in the flank of a swing man after you’ve been issued a physical challenge. Clear physical challenge here and, honestly, I was pretty sure Yelich was the designated magician. That wasn’t the case, but hindsight is 50/50. Reveal the magician with a…

And we have our winner! Congratulations, you win the White Tears Award for the 21st of July, 2015. Competition was stiff, but you truly went to the next level. Enjoy your box of tissues.

Did it hurt your brain?

I acknowledge that white people are terrible. However, in my experience, so is every other color of people.

Clover, Kara, you…why do these Jez writers only jump into the comment section to show bitchface? By all means, keep insulting your readers.

Oh my god, stop. STOP. For the love of god stop engaging commenters only to be dismissive and insulting. There is absolutely no upside, both for you and for Jezebel.

I enjoy my false outrage as much as the next person, but do you really think these people stood idly by as someone killed themselves or were they simply unaware of what was going on until it was too late?

I’m heartbroken, too.

I thought he’d be used to a hotbox by now

Jacque Jones

Simmons, Olbermann, Cowherd - ESPN Departes

The first time I hit a homerun in Little League, my mom ran down from the stands and got in line with the rest of my team at home plate to give me a high-five. I was like 11 at the time and mortified, but now I love that story and memory.

This was much more fun than the time Adrian Peterson and his sports baby did the whip.

They also considered instituting a ban on hitting women, but they didn't want to go overboard.