You know... there’s one thing and one thing ONLY that’s keeping me going right now.

It’s the very definition of “our business,” in fact.

Trump’s lawyer, John Dowd, responded in a far more Trump-y way, saying, “That’s none of your business.”

If you can get private money & do whatever you want with it, I’ll start running tomorrow. My platform: Universal Healthcare, “Dreamers” get to stay, Planned Parenthood gets funding just like anyone else, No more assualts on marriage equity, $15 per hour minimum wage, all Title IX protections are set back to…

So he’s more sure he’s going to be impeached than he is going to run for re-election. Yeah, we are in agreement about that.

Did a few involuntary kegels after clicking on that.

Guys put things up the back door that God didn’t intend all the time. Any intern working his/her ER rotation can tell you dark tales.

Keep in mind that it is severely distended due to the blood flowing in but not being able to get back out so I doubt this guy is normally this...endowed.

That sounds like a penis dressed up like a little Jesus. You know, with the bloody crown of thorns and all. So cute.

it probably fit and then the opening constricted causing massive swelling and the breakage in the spongey tissues leading to that freaky dtraight line across the shaft. this is why metal cock rings terrify me.

Dude puts his dick in an inappropriate place. This is supposed to surprise me? This is all of western civilization.

There’s a year-end list compiled by a consumer safety group that chronicles those...incidents, as well. Rectum? Damn near killed ‘im.

I have had, for the first time in my life, regular anxiety attacks for the past year. I’m 44 years old. I’ve never had anxiety issues. I mean, like, if I had a job interview or something I might be anxious about that specific thing but now it’s just ... formless constant seething dread all the time.

Probably something like this:

It’s always a pain evicting squatters.

There was a late 90s Australian iteration of this prolific use of acid green (we called it lime green) and pyjama-rave aesthetic that I absolutely LOATHED. I distinctly remember little me ranting with contempt to my mum/friends/anyone who would listen about how I didn’t understand why anyone would embrace this garish…

I’ve always wanted him to get impeached but now I want the Oompa Loompas to sing about it and drag him away if it happens.

That guy’s feeling must really be hurt now. He’s gotten called a “loser” by Trump.

“Loser terrorists must be dealt with in a much tougher manner.The internet is their main recruitment tool which we must cut off & use better!”