If the gloves don’t fit, impeach the piece of shit

From what I surmise is her true ‘role’ in Trump’s inner circle, probably more accurate to call it “the one inch stare”.

My house has mad windows because it’s a long skinny choo-choo train. The original foursquare predates 1860 and most of the walls were exterior at some point, so some are even just between interior rooms. It’s a bonkers funhouse maze and I love it.

Some yarn bomber really got those guys in the first pic.

I really just want all of the jeans worn in the original Footloose, but tailored exactly to my body. Lori Singer’s and Kevin Bacon’s. I love my jeans, tight, high-waisted, and unforgiving.

I’m over it. I want some ridiculous wide legs and I don’t give a fuck about what is in. Side note, I just had a birthday and am feeling my age.

I just want to wear flowy, forgiving sundresses all year. F’in winter.

Bwahahahaha!

I had a friend when I was a teenager that wrote me a letter (she lived out of state) to tell me about losing her virginity, and she used “made love” and it kinda creeped me out. I was like 14 or 15 then, and it still creeps me out now at 36.

“It’s like your real self greeting another person’s real self.” - that’s cool, but if he says “namaste” Imma kick him out.

God help us all now that you’ve thrown him back into the sea.

Yeah, I am comfortable calling it fucking, but find the phrase making love completely ridiculous. I think your friend is on to something - my last partner always said “making love”, and we had very different ideas about sex, which is the main reason we broke up.

I don’t really like the term “fucking” but “making love”...... No no no.... “Banging” or like your said “sex” is fine with me.

I personally like to do a “Greatjob, good team effort, we really left everything out on the field. High Fives all around!” I find it keeps the mood light and great laughs to be had.

I think the words people do and don’t feel comfortable using for sex are super interesting, like I don’t mind calling it fucking but “making love” gives me the heebies even though I don’t engage in casual sex. A friend of mine has a theory that you should only have sex with people who use the same terms as you because…

It’s because they think the dick was so good they have to keep your soul from transcending to another plane of existence; the “hey” is to snap you out of your uncontainable bliss before you are lost forever.

My personal preference is “please clap.”