Seafood is more likely to give you gout, unless by meat you mean organ meats. It’s the purines present in those foods that trigger gout, but you have to have the genetic tendency for gout to begin with. My father had gout, and I had one episode of it in a finger joint, unusual but not unheard of. Luckily, I had a hand…

My fave story was the guy got a Barbie doll stuck up his ass...went in okay, but when he tried to pull it out, the arms acted like barbs so it got stuck. Of course he claimed he “accidentally sat on it in the bathtub.”

OMG I laughed so hard!

If we “cut off” the internet, how will he favor us with the deep wisdom in his tweets?

Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!

Take them to a shoe repair place and get new soles, and you’ll have another year’s wear out of them, at least.

Was he British?

Move to Hawaii. You can wear them all year, and anywhere. A pretty floral print and you have a nice mu’umu’u. In spite of what people think, a mu’umu’u is not just any old baggy dress. I grew up in Hawaii and I had a wardrobe of gorgeous mu’umu’u for any occasion, even a cotton velveteen one for “winter” (anything…

I love those but they have to be black! I can’t wear low cut jeans because of my high round ass, and I continued to wear my high waisted jeans for years until I couldn’t find any in the stores. So glad to see medium and high rise jeans! I’ve been thinking of altering a pair to actually have a corset-style waist.

All I want is some straight-leg black (not “dark wash”) jeans that will fit my pear shape and thunder thighs, made of cotton and Spandex with NO polyester! Maybe now that oil prices are going up, polyester won’t be so cheap and jeans manufacturers will go back to using cotton.