James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

I feel like a failure for truthering this hit, but the reason it looks so devastating is because of the fact that the returner was already being tackled by Kyle Wilber. You can clearly see in the slow mo replay that Kyle has his hand on Andre’s arm and had already started the sideways momentum before Chris Jones made…

“Wonderful Christmastime” is proof to me that Chapman shot the wrong Beatle.

That’s my biggest problem with the movie - Edwards realized that he couldn’t do a Joseph Campbell-esque Hero’s Journey, because Star Wars is literally the template for it, and so Jyn wasn’t characterized at all.

Goalie Code:

or maybe he just called to say “i love you.”

I’m a doctor, so I can tell you the condition Draymond Green suffers from is called Being an Asshole. There’s no known cure.

All about hittin’ that gap hard. So, nobody would learn a fucking thing from Tebow in this regard.

Well the Lions should be a sure win.............Wait, the Lions are 8-4 and in first place in the NFC North by 2 games?!?!?!?!?!? What the fuck?

I’m torn on Bags. Agreed that he shouldn’t be lumped in with the ‘Roid Brigade, but, at least to me, Bags just isn’t very memorable (outside of Houston). I think, for a lot of fans, it’s like this:

WHO THE FUCK DYES THEIR BEARD

When the Levy breaks

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

Say what you will about Steve Bannon, but the beauty of his soul is only matched by his physical appearance.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

these are very bad teens

INVISIBLE PENIS AND BALLS!

I thought being in possession of a towel meant that one didn’t panic.

Keep fuckin that chicken, sweetie. Yeah, naming it for a unit of the American military that participated in the genocide of Native Americans TOTALLY absolves them of being racist. There’s also that pesky little fact that the Blackhawks stole THEIR name from Sauk leader Chief Black Hawk, who fought AGAINST the United…

that logo looks like a puckered anus.