I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.
That’s Charlie Hustle for you. So much dedication to the game, he’d play ball even without any grass on the field.
I’d rather have 9,000 $1 bottles of booze.
They look like what the Belgian Olympic hockey team would wear if Belgians played hockey.
The “V” in the negative space of the helmet is still a nice tough.
What do you notice from Tom Brady on a daily basis that helps him maintain his high level of performance?
Man, how come you get ungreyed but I don’t. Oh well. I agree with you completely anyway.
Here are some truths as I see it about us Catholics. We love our parishes. We love our communities. We love our systems of education. We love to feel a part of a tradition. We don’t much care about what the Pope says, and don’t really care for being scolded by the priests. We don’t really worship at mass so much as…
No, in fact I am a well-respected filmmaker. In fact, I once did a documentary on online trolls.
You’d probably hate it, though, bc it doesn’t paint you in a good light.
I’m not even gonna lie. I have the day off and I am going to drink beer and smoke weed while laughing at this motherfucker striking out 3-5 times.
Things I didn’t know I was going to see today:
Sure. And afterwards you and Bob Sacamano went to a strip club with Reggie Miller.
It’s true what Lao Tzu said - the dumpster fire that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
Don’t worry. He’s gonna replace the ACA. Right away. Just don’t ask him with what. Even three years after he repeals it and keeps claiming he has a plan to replace it right away, don’t bother asking him what the plan is. When he claims he did replace it, don’t bother asking what he replaced it with. when he claims…
What’s diabetes? Is that related to my diabeetus?
This is like watching a bunch of Trump voters cheering when Obamacare is repealed, only to find out that Obamacare and the ACA (which they rely on for their diabetes medication) were the same thing.
No, the clit is real. It’s the female orgasm that’s the myth.
In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.