I’m from Michigan and I know for a fact that New Glarus is a top notch Wisconsin beer.

Bingo.

It only takes 1/10 of a second to scroll past an article. Are you so inconvenienced by a tenth of a second?

I’ll be damned if I’m going to sit here and let you insult Little Caesars Crazy Bread. You go to hell.

With all due respect for everyone here, but Jim James made the greatest thing heard this year.

Look, it’s “stick to sports guy”.

The only acceptable dip for Fritos is jalapeño cream cheese.

Holy shit man.

Try not to suck any Popsicles on the way to the parking lot!

Outlaw cheerleaders. Boom. Problem(s) solved.

Mark Fidrych

Thanks Jerry.

*toeing

Maybe soulmate.

Thanks Captain Obvious!

Karma is going to majorly fuck this kid up one day.

Michigan fan here. Godammit shut up Michigan fan! Everyone thinks we're assholes and I'm beginning to think they're right.

Eat shit (Milk and Honey Original Cafe Mix) and die.