The employees are rude as hell, but damn that's the best burger ever.

Forget about how you poop. What matters is do you sit or stand to wipe?

That's not Matt Foley.

White trash here. Where is big ass bag of Doritos on that list?

A wise philosopher once said that fear leads hate, hate leads to anger, anger leads to suffering.

You've been hitting the gas mask.

Kill it with fire!

You explain to me how dry toilet paper is completely removing shit from your ass crack. Doesn't add up. If you had shit on your arm would you use only toilet paper to wipe it off?

Thank you.

Listen. The flaw in the whole argument is the standing. It's not standing it's a standing/crouching hybrid. And use some moist butt wipes. Savages.

Oh Canada...

No shit, Hoser.

Just dumb.

The hockey nerds really giving the rest of the nerds a run for the money.