Amongst former Red Sox, Ted Williams still holds the record for worst case of brain freeze.

I like the cheap ass store brand BBQ chips that look like theyre coated with powdered nuclear waste and only the top half of the bag is in actual chip form with the bottom half being mostly “chip soil”.

He really fucked it up this time.

**bookmarks for post-Thanksgiving dinner argument when racist relative says white privilege isn’t real**

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

Found it

Tiffany : Dad, can I stand with you on stage?

Come for the singing clown, stay for the nipple zoom.

“I’ve been taken out to MANY ballgames, believe me. Yuuuge ballgames, yuuuge crowd. And let me tell you, I actually DID care if I ever came back because I have many successful businesses to run, like my new Trump Peanuts and Cracker Jacks. The best peanuts and cracker jacks, believe me. These peanuts and cracker…

I don’t think the revelation that Trump is a sexual predator is the reason he’s almost certain to lose the election — his numbers were tanking before the Access Hollywood tape leaked, and he’s a megalomaniac who is incapable running a workable campaign because he can’t let go of petty grievances long enough to focus…

Ben Bithop

No one respects college basketball players more than I do.

I feel like this is the type of kid the Wings have needed for at least a decade now.

He really can fix anything.

If you switch the numbers in this chart, it applies to Russell Wilson instead

Sorry Ned Flanders, but sometimes people use foul language when they’re highly upset.

I’m up late googling good teen action and I get this shit?

“15 yards, unsportsmanlike conduct, grabbed her in the pussy”

1. Sour Patch Kids