I’m pretty sure the buttons on Hard Girls Game Gear’s head aren’t controller buttons, but the TV Tuner accessory for the Game Gear.

Why would you only buy a single roll of toilet paper in the first place instead of a three-pack or larger? “Yeah, I gotta poop TODAY, but after the operation...”

Lol k

It’s a shame hippies and the like misused “fascist” for so long. Now, when staring down honest-to-god fascists trying to take control of the government, the accusation sounds laughable rather than as gravely serious as it is.

Apparently the wider field is attributed to the lower concussion rate in the CFL, too. I forget why exactly, but it was suggested as a possible solution for the NFL but since it would cost owners seat revenue from losing a few rows of seats, it would never pan out. International hockey also uses a larger rink than the…

Yes, it is mealy-mouthed. That’s exactly my point. My point is also the same regardless of the justifiability of government intervention around the globe. The notion that “the troops” have no responsibility for their usage in a volunteer military is absurd. There is plenty of information available about the conflicts…

Your example is a country the US helped to destabilize in the first place? That’s always worked out well and everywhere the US has stepped in is definitely better off than it was before, especially in the Middle East.

You’re right. You can’t foresee what conflicts your country will butt into. But the US in particular has a pretty long track record of sketchy interventionism you can point to. You’re not exactly signing up to free Europe from the grip of the Nazis anymore. An American soldier is a volunteer and as a result is as…

“But those failures don’t come down on the troops.”

I’m assuming everyone in this thread is American, but we used that term for it in western Canada when I was growing up so it’s probably fairly widespread. It might be generational though.

Please put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger as many times as you’re physically able.

If the university is going to go out of their way to honour a man who turned a blind eye to child molestation, that flag definitely represents a support for that idea. You’re proud of an institution that has no problem with raping children as long as the football team is winning. What a thing to be proud of.

NASCAR didn’t even switch to fuel injection until 25 years after every new car in the North American market stopped being sold with carburetors. Their fear of technology goes little deeper than just turbos.

LS swaps ARE boring and unoriginal. That’s why it’s the swap I would do myself, but not a swap I will ever read an article on Jalopnik about. This is way more fun to see, but I’d never open my wallet to do it personally.

CM Punk:

I’m not even a little sad for the Corvette asshole. It’s not hard to park properly. Refusing to do so is a pretty good sign that you’re a self-involved shithead of the highest order.

In plain English, you’re a moron.

Even Blake Bortles sounds like a made-up name.

I genuinely wish Madden would include the CFL the way FIFA and NHL include pretty much every other league on the planet in their respective sports. I guess the rule changes make it a bit more difficult with football, but it’s still pretty similar. It’s not like Canadian football played upside down with lacrosse sticks…

The French waiter being a dick about their accent is a francophone thing in general, as far as I can tell. I guarantee you he understood. I have some Acadian friends from New Brunswick who get the same bullshit in Quebec from Quebecers. Their English accent is perfectly comprehensible, I have no doubt their French one…