Lol no. Point your browser over to Pitchfork and marvel at the myriad of faceless bands trying to imitate either 90's Seattle or *shudders* 90's Olympia.

“I also could claim any of those things”

Most of them have a better grasp of pacing and level design. They also don’t usually overstay their welcome the way Doom 3 did. When I finish a Halo game or a Gears game, I feel “done”, so to speak. Like, I’m good, I’m satisfied and ready for the next game in my backlog. I got that feeling less than halfway through…

I replayed Doom 3 a couple of months ago and it deserved every bit of criticism it got. It was fun, tense, and sometimes scary for the first couple of hours, but after that it got repetitive and boring. Go down narrow corridor into room, get item or activate button, enemies spawn right behind you, rinse, repeat. None…

I think the whole point of this article was that that would actually be straight porn

“winged reptile”

I don’t have a strong opinion on foreign vs. domestic creme eggs specifically, but generally speaking, American chocolate and candy is ass. Stop putting corn syrup in everything, it’s fucking disgusting.

I would be disappointed if a game based Slaine didn’t have a soundtrack by Slough Feg.

Yeah, well here’s the other thing. Some people do care about the story and characters, because there’s nothing inherent to superhero movies or action movies in general that prevents those things from being part of the movies or good in their own right. I’m sorry if you’re not smart enough to appreciate movies on a…

Yeah, giant. You can’t fit it in a lot of vintage Fords without cutting or hammering the shock towers because it’s wider than a 428. *bitter grumbling ensues*

Doesn’t that describe all of Papa John’s pizzas?

Leaving aside the incredibly circle-jerky debate on the ethics of software piracy, I’d be interested to know what the difference in play time is like between pirated and legitimate copies, especially broken down by localization. I’m curious to see how many pirates are playing the game the whole way through, or even a…

My wife makes more than me and it’s dope as hell. I admittedly get a little weird when she wants to help me pay down my debts (it’s my mess, damn it, she shouldn’t have to clean it up) but being an “artist” type, it’s nice to know someone is handling the adulting around our place.

Lol “Priapus”. His name basically means “boner”. Subtle writing for sure.

You’ll probably have to google for it, but there’s a video online of Stone Cold doing a commentary track over his match with the Rock at Wrestlemania X-7 and it’s pretty good. Worth a watch if you’re a fan.

Just guessing based on numbers, probably, but you’re kidding yourself if you think women aren’t capable of writing that. Lawyers are vicious.

I live in western Canada and was trying to give watching Bundesliga a go for a bit, but getting up at 7AM on Saturdays after being out all night on Friday was brutal. European soccer is probably the only thing that would convince me to move east rather than further west. At least Champions League is on at a reasonable…

I don’t own a PS4, but if a Vita version actually comes out it’ll be a day one buy for me. I won’t be surprised if that one gets dropped though and I have to settle for the Steam version.

I’m more bummed that it’s probably too much for the Vita to handle. I hope there’s a PC version.

I was going through a box of old toys the other day and found a pizza that turned into a throwing star, so I think the Ninja Turtles have already answered that.