I also love that “Morality holds progress back” quote. Yeah buddy, your hack to win a race in Mario Kart is going to be looked at as a pivotal milestone in human development. How dare these moralizing peons hold back your great work.

Yeah but generally not games. Aside from extremely simple stuff, you generally had to exit Windows 3.1 and start the game from DOS.

Not really sure if it’s the same with baseball players, but most athletes peak before 30. The decline isn’t necessarily fast or immediately severe, and there may be some veteran savvy that helps keep them useful, but generally speaking, athletes over 30 will see declines in their performance. Giving them a lot of…

I was really hoping she would have made a few of the same kind of jokes about it that Weasel did, and THEN get to the romantic part. That was the only part of the movie I really didn’t like. It felt too Hollywood and out of tone with the rest of the movie.

I decided to look this up after, and while I was wrong about them being in the hunt (the Giants were eliminated before they even played Minnesota), you’re not citing the right stat as to why they were screwed regardless. The Redskins weren’t 9-7 during the NY-MN game, only 8-7. Hypothetically, a win would’ve made the…

CFL season doesn’t start till June, god damn it

Weren’t they still in the hunt for a playoff spot when he got suspended? I mean, I wouldn’t blame him for the Giants missing the playoffs but he didn’t that didn’t help.

This post is the god damn truth. Throw off the comforter when you get too hot and just curl up with the sheet? What kind of animal does that? The comforter should be soft and cuddly like a pillow you wrap your whole body in. A sheet can’t compare to that! Regulator leg all the way.

So splurge on one. If you can afford even a modest set of sheets, you can afford a god damn duvet cover.

As someone who loves both the CFL and soccer and hates Toronto, the endless whining about this from Toronto FC fans has been pretty glorious.

Everything about Fallon is insufferable.

Been saying this for years. I went to a couple when I was 18-19 when my friends decided to go and spent more time playing arcade games instead of watching titties. I prefer to do my titty watching in private.

Yeah if they speak to someone’s soul or whatever, I’m not mad about it. I disagree but really, who cares? But what makes them or any other artist great or not great shouldn’t be described in the terms you’d use to describe a chair or a home renovation or whatever. I genuinely feel bad for someone whose idea of a great…

This is true, but if you’re not interested in solving the puzzles yourself, why bother playing a game primarily comprised of puzzles? Why not spend your time doing almost anything else?

If your idea of great art can be described in roughly the same terms as the build quality of a Toyota Corolla, then maybe art just isn’t for you. If that makes you mad, that’s your problem.

If you’re upset that “competently executed” is not really how great art is judged, perhaps you should calm yourself down by looking at a Thomas Kinkade painting.

None of those things are what makes a band “great”, but if they are your standard, I can understand why someone as soulless as Sting appeals to you.

No. “Good” is a good word to describe them. Also acceptable: fine, decent, listenable, and cromulent.

I had to order a second one. Of course, I still would’ve rather ordered a 128GB microSD, but what can you do?

Unpopular opinion but I agree. I’m actually into the idea of Squirrel Girl and the less serious elements of the Marvel universe, but Ryan North’s writing annoys the shit out of me. Fuck that guy.