Lordy, I hope there are tapes.

It’s a Smiths song!

i guess

Yeah, Mueller referred this to the US attorney in New York, so it’s Stormy Daniels-related. God bless that woman! She’s our new Betsy Ross, only she made the president instead of our flag.

Looks like the place I go, lol.

Convictions He has convictions.

recommend just for your username :)

I’m not sure how I feel about the Mean Girls musical, but my girl Tina looks F.L.A.W.L.E.S.S. in that lead photo.

He closed his eyes and thought of England.

This is not your fault. I just self serve while having sex with my guy so everybody is happy by the end of it. It kind of takes the pressure off everybody. Also just satisfy yourself after he has orgasmed with him doing extras like back rubs, or kisses or whatever you want. There is no wrong way to do this.

Yes you are

To be fair, couldn’t one make the argument that all that plastic is merely petroleum that existed for millions of years before that, just in a different form?

A big star to your grandmother for buying the complete works of Anne Murray.

Homie, I have no problem staying the fuck (this is the internet, you can say fuck) out of South Carolina. It’s a rancid shithole of white delusion. I honestly hope you clowns do secede, so that in 10 years after you all die of starvation and disease we can go back in and clean it up and start over with the land…

OMG, so am I! I have a magnet on my fridge with a quote (supposedly) from Gloria Steinem: Someday, an army of grey-haired women will quietly take over the world.

Oh, strop!

yeah, i once thought we agreed that pedophiles should not be in the senate too but here we are....

Yes, I’m brown. :)

When a White Person Can Use Brown Emoji Hands.