Totally off topic, but I couldn’t for the life of me figure out the meaning of your user name - Anne of Meangables (me-ANN-ja-bulls). Then the lightbulb went off! #needmorecoffee

3 AM tweet. That’s when the magic happens.

... whomever bit Beyonce’,maybe?

I’d green-light tha f*ck outta that, lol

Neri Oxman has Angelina Jolie level crazy eyes. She’s perfect for Brad Pitt.

Lorde inadvertently making a really tasteless joke when she just wanted to share her love of a good bath is literally me, all the time, every day of my life. I see you, girl.

I am 100% rooting for this MIT prof.....aside from Brad Pitt maybe not being a great partner, but in theory, work with me. Amal picking up a trophy husband gives me life and I love the vicarious gender balancing of having visible, famous couples where the woman is primarily known as an intellectual powerhouse and the…

“Yooooou were always on my mind.”

Sadly, Shirley Hemphill passed away in 1999.

It’s the royal family. They all have stableboys and bodyguards.

Please stop doing this and type like a normal human. I promise people will like you just as much as they ever did.

I bet you already answered this, but whats with the ellipses?

Oh wow, that’s super rad! Monterey is crazy beautiful.

For me it goes like this:

Everyone can do that, but I think her account was ungreyed and she has many followers so this is a bummer especially when it’s an unfair banning.

I worked with a woman whose husband left her for another woman when their newborn was 7 weeks old. They had 2 other daughters that were under 5. She NEVER badmouthed that asshole to the kids, even when the middle child was an angry tween/early teen and blamed her for the dissolution of the marriage. She said they’d…

I 100% believe Jenna, because potatoes never hurt anyone. Well, except for the Irish. And as a descendant, we were kinda asking for it.

What, like it’s hard?

yeah, but hannity would have won easily if not for the millions of illegal and undocumented viewers.

“More fake news from the failing mainstream media! Sad! Hannity 4evr Maddow never!” — upcoming tweet from Donald Fucking Trump