Rudy on a blind date: “did you ever hear of 9/11?”

Como diría Porfirio.

I HOPE SO

Why would she give her kid the surname Simpson?

I always feel like he shouldn’t for some reason but he does. He just comes off like perfect cute husband material. Like he might not be the hottest guy you know, but he’s real cute and makes you laugh and does his share of the chores without being asked.

I keep picturing a wild Gwyneth Paltrow bachelorette party as one where everyone eats carbs and gluten.

I mean that question is really key to everything, isn’t it?

I’m coming to the belief that Michael Bay is kind of the equivalent of flour. I don’t want to eat it by itself but it’s in a lot of stuff I really like.

it will be a staged presidency, maybe he can try to play one in a movie 1st.

So true.

But what will this mean for Chuck Tingle?

Yeah my Google Search was filled with some bald guy!!

Sorry it was Michael BERGIN, a CK model.

This is excellent, and was partially behind the reason that Oregon was able to get the support for legalization- social justice aspect of it/

Eek! I just looked him up. Some folks just don’t age well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

which community garden :-)

We can agree to disagree because I am definitely not a person who vilifies every cheater. Shit happens and it sucks and life is messy.

Silently judging you and unsubscribing from your newsletter.

I didn’t think the Obamas would go, but were they invited?