..............it’s a dick!.................Say it with me: “DICK is Good!”...........numnumnumnum........................

...................this will be my first one .......(that’s what HE said!)......................

...............so, you like a wild Bush surrounding that Big D?

...............I hope Pence bones Ivanka on their Peru trip, and the truth comes out in the Oval Office when Pence takes her panties out as a handkerchief

.............do your man side-pieces have to shave theirs too, or you just wantin’ that juicy DL Dick?.........................

................if the assailant had been an immigrant, Trump would’ve been all over this..................

..................let the Nukes rain on the Panhandle, I’m ready to go..............................

.................is Jen invited?....................

“...............*cough cough Glenn Close cough cough*..............I thought Patti was over it” - comment stolen from DListed..............................

............Kucked Kardashian.............

..................Paul was at peak physical perfection in “The Object of My Affection” with Jennifer Aniston (she’s fine, BTW)......................

................tan lejos de Dios, y tan cerca a Estados Unidos.................

..............Did he have better skin care products than she did??...................

...............please stick around, there is strength in Olds!.......as for Gen Pretentious, que se jodan..............................

.................that’s the funniest, most absurd take I’ve heard all day..................most people get the “I’m an OLD” out of the way up front, because we know our opinions don’t matter to people who still view a week as a long time...............................

..................I think more than a few ‘70s housewives wanted the Convy.......... 

...................I believe that stamp takes place in Monaco/the South of France....................

.................. “Love In An Eye-Patch”.....................................

.....................can we talk about Bert Convy???..............................

..................only reason I clicked on this article, the name sounded vaguely familiar to little, ‘70s, game-show-watching me........................