.......................more dingles..........................

....................tech bros have small dicks.....................

.....................WHICH Michael Bergen??...................

...............Girl, you need to up your side-eye game.................this one is good, but give me some epic, “Honestly, Edith.....” Lady Mary eye game................

................Sonja Morgan?...................

.............Queen has had work done..................

...............LOVE this answer!..................Life is Messy, and sloppy, and never stain-resistant.....................

Hmmmmmmmmmm............................and just what circles, exactly, are you moving in?.....................Enquiring Hos wanna know................

...............WTF happened to Billy Crudup?.......................he was my gay object of desire for a LONG time..................he used to be painfully gorgeous.................Jesus, dude is not aging well....................

.................don’t forget the take-down of Geitner’s married brother................How dare he be closeted!........................

.....................and it’s such an easy distinction, like the difference between cut and uncut dick.................I do NOT want to see that uncut mess ................yet here I am..................

..................porque es mujer....................

.............weren’t you asking the other day if Harry really is Firecrotch??........................you know Meaghan must love Harry, cuz you know Brit dudes be uncut................and that is never a pretty sight...................now, combine uncut with firecrotch.......................ugh................

..........................I would LOVE it if a stretch limo pulled up to Windsor and every living ex-president and his wife/widow poured out for the wedding...........and not a single Trump...........................delicious...........................

oh ffs.........................I bought every single Smiths album AS THEY CAME OUT............................it’s been a while, but I have been revisiting some ‘80s tunes the last few weeks (heard New Order just yesterday)..................when people talk about “seminal groups”, the Smiths were sui…

.......................I imagine these Christian confabs to be similar to the ones Jacques Sonnier and the other Sentinels (?) had in The Da Vinci Code, when little Princess Sophie peeks thru the window one night, and sees all these Old People wearing Devil’s Masks and fornicating to protect Jesus’…

........................... “Wanted: Blogger for The Brown Beat, only Survivors of Micro-Aggressions Need Apply”..................................

........................your screen name has perplexed me for a few weeks now........how DO you divide it?..................is it Rush, Ol’ Me Ruffian? ..............or a more traditional Rush Olmer Uffian, perhaps a Slavic sobriquet? or maybe Rushol Meruffian?..............also, I get the feeling that you’re…

................is that what it’s called now??...................

....................right?................Madonna’s like, “Hey, Angie, since you’ve already got 12 kids, could you take mine for a couple of months? XXOO, Madge”.............