One of the compatability questions on OK Cupid involves bringing coupons/groupons to a first date. I'd say aside from questions like, "Are black people inferior?" and "Does the government use chemicals in airplanes to control the weather?" that one is my biggest deal breaker.

I think the moral here is that no good comes of sexting your cousin.

Trying to form an opinion on this, but having trouble since this didn't take place in Florida and is thus ineligible for a Bugs Bunny gif .

It could be "barely legal" Britney, or frankly, any Britney before Kevin Federline. Here's my favorite.

where does one purchase such a well made, lavender goat befuddler? I might be in the market.

I think it means that he is the worst person ever and the worst songwriter in history.

"All I need is a little hole" ?

Scott Disick is a god among men. He blesses the Kardashians with his presence and boundless wit.

For your viewing pleasure:

Duh! He's my favorite!

I thought it was obvious by now that Scott is the troll of the Kardashian clan. He's not serious.

She just wanted an excuse to write "privilege white male," I think. If it isn't written at least 100 times a day on Jezebel, Kinja breaks.

I think it's wonderful of you to be honest and open. My biggest advice is to not meet the kid or do stuff together until you really know how you feel about this dude. When I was a single mom I had a rule that guys didn't meet my kids unless it was getting serious. Like serious serious. Nothing makes me angrier than…

I refer to these kinds of guys as Cake and Pie. They can't decide which one they want, so they try to have both. Tell him if he's going to choose cake, then he doesn't get to have any pie.

A guy that swept you away with amazing sex and endless compliments falls out of touch with you and starts dating another woman, but then makes it known that he would be "really sad" if you were to cut ties with him to move on, needs to be kicked to the curb, right? Because I'm pretty sure I need to lose about 180lbs…

The good news for you is that I believe a tiara and evening wear are appropriate for all news interviews. The bad news is I have yet to have an opportunity to be on tv.

Presents are not a right. You're not being punished. Trust me.

If you want to throw a half birthday party so you can have a fun birthday celebration that's not overshadowed by Christmas, do it. Have a ball.

It would be fine to have a mid year party to celebrate but the big girl thing to do is specify NO GIFTS. People usually ignore that request so you would probably get some presents. That being said, rethink the whole "poor planning" aspect to your discontent. Parents can't control when their baby is born, nor can…

Sorry, my position is nobody owes anybody presents at all. Especially adults.