Good. I simultaneously wish these two a long, happy life independent of the British monarchy, and want them to shut the fuck up.
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Maybe the real feelings are the ones she expressed along the way
This is fact. Taylor talks about it all the time. It’s common knowledge among fans. A little googling will confirm that Taylor does this and enjoys it.
Google taylor swift easter egg she talks about this a lot. She's even said there's Easter eggs that won't be found for 10 years to come. It sounds insane but it's not something that her fans are just making up.
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That is not at all what the song or video is about, and all the ways Jezebel stretches and flat out makes up things just to hate on Swift is getting way out of hand. And sidenote: if that is what the song was really about, would all those LGBTQ icons be in the video? You think they wouldn’t see that a mile away?
decided after reading modern romance that aziz has ousted harry styles as my #1 celeb lust/love.
Safe words are important, even if you’re just necking!
Why are people proud to display what terrible parents they are?
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I’ll just leave this here from my best friend in m head, Darren.
Can you get it from pads? I bet you can get it from pads.
Does that mean if I dress like a general I can start giving everyone orders and they have to salute me? I like this idea.
Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.
Easy, just shoot him in the dick whenever he smokes. It will take a while, but his body will begin to have severe reactions if he even thinks about smoking.
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What.. is the next step for this person to ask for my social security and credit card numbers in order to make it a successful colonoscopy? If so, so long as they provide video, I might hand over my numbers...
I’m mainly working with a very conservative religious group while I’m down here, and one thing I didn’t anticipate was all the earnest eye contact. SO MUCH eye contact, and I don’t know what to do with my face!