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Color me kooky. I thought it was funny. (AND I filled out my FAFSA every year when I was a student.) I guess I'm far enough away from student loans (other than paying them monthly), that it amuses me.

Bonus- the neighbors will be like "Look, that crazy neighbor is outside getting drunk and squeaking again! What the fuck?"

I'm not so good at the quiet when drinking wine. But thanks for the pro tip.

TRACK pants!!!

I want to go to there.

I was one of them. It was, like I said, a very small class — probably just 28 kids total. There was some teasing that went on on occasion, but we were overall pretty sheltered. There wasn't terrible bullying or anything like that; for the most part we were all friends because if we weren't, who the heck else was

But why are the tampons popping out on their own? It's not heavy flow post-baby. Lowered uterus/cervix pressing on them? Maybe I just have a wide-set vagina. It's been doing it's job fine so meh, doesn't really matter.

This isn't my story but I was there: during gym class in 8th grade, a friend's bloody pad fell out of her shorts as she was RUNNING FROM SECOND TO THIRD BASE. Everyone froze, and once she realized what had happened, she just kept running...all the way down to the school, all the way down to the basement bathroom in

WINNER RIGHT HERE.

I AM THE M NIGHT SHYAMALAN OF PERIOD STORIES

I was an awkward, fat, lonely 12 year old girl who was obsessed with horror movies and masturbating, being raised by a single mother in a small town in the early 90's. Every Friday night my mom would take me to our nearest video store and I would gather 4 - 5 different rated-R VHS scary movies (I would specifically

Like the time I was watching TV with a bag of peanuts in my lap while some hottie was on the tube and my Mom chose that moment to reach in and rummage around the bag while my weiner was doing its Hope Diamond impersonation?

Mine was just humourous. I of course had my first period at my father's house (split time half and half), and it was literally night one of my week with him, and I remember having cramps and not knowing what was going on. It's 11pm (and I'm what - 11, 12?) so when I get up my dad can hear me around upstairs and is

I decided to try a new multi-vitamin while on my period once and that combined with period shits caused me to shit my pants. While at work.

That family is a bunch of shitheads.

I seriously have the biggest crush on Jeff Goldblum. I love him so.

There's a hair salon by my place where the sign has a big picture of Christopher Walken and says "Walkens Welcome."

I would if it ended with me gold-digging both members of Insane Clown Posse. Fuckin' marriages: how do they work?

The "mammal category" here is an order, the category three levels above "species." Humans, for example, belong to the order Primates.

I was reading the first couple of paragraphs of this piece, thinking to myself, "But… mummies. They're mummies. Why do they have to be members of any race? Presumably, their skin has decomposed by now."