Let me tell you all a thing:

I’m aware, but thanks for pointing that out as if I’m an idiot. Everyone has different health priorities. My goal in switching was to avoid having a sugar crash so taking in 20-30 extra calories in my one cup I drink a day was worth it for me (this is why I pointed out that it won’t spike your blood sugar). I hardly…

On time my sister and I were walking around in Manhattan around 5th Ave., when someone who i swear looked like the rich judge from Futurama walked out of a building with his wife, pointed (not at us, we’re white) and said, “Oh look, honey. A negro!” It wasn’t in a mean tone or anything - he said it with this…

For the record, I never would’ve taken Jolie up on her offer to try this diet had I known the degree to which it would affect her. I’m truly sorry for what she went through, but I’m glad she was willing to share the experience—it’s painful to read but important. And I want to thank her for the unflinching honesty.

No. If he tries to stand up for the new guy—a guy he doesn’t even know—suddenly he’s going to be the one to get shit on. He doesn’t have any power in this scenario; he’s not a manager, he’s a low-rung employee barely above the guy who’s just been hired. Additionally, you don’t know how badly he needs the money that…

Seriously, good on him. Side note: the writer in that story pisses me off. Standing by and doing nothing while you watch people get bullied is really shitty. It isn’t that hard to stand up to someone who is being an asshole and it makes all the difference to person who is getting bullied. This guy had some power so he…

(Editor’s Note: I have serious feels about “Tall” being the name for a fucking Small and “Grande” being a goddamned Medium. Fuck you, Starbucks, I will order a Large, not a Venti, and you will FUCKING LIKE IT)

Pizza guy, there at the bottom? That guy is my fucking hero.

I used to work for the tabloids, so it’s not a question of if I have a story, but which one I tell the Jezzies.
There was the time Dave Navaro refused to be interviewed unless I gave him a blow-job. He had just married Carmen Electra.
There was the time on a red carpet that a very drunk Gary Busey asked me how, a…

I went to St Andrews too! Lots of Dunhill stories.

made a burner account cos i had to tell this story:

a couple of years ago, a friend and i were WASTED at a bar for some coworker of hers’ birthday party. i didn’t know the person whose party it was (like i said, we were hammered), but we did manage to enough to notice kanye west and jay z among the attendees. the…

He needs to come off it because I had to google who he even is right now.

That’s maybe the worst celebrity story I’ve read in this thread (that came out wrong but each time I try to rewrite it, it comes out wrong again). My heart aches for 17 year old you and I am so sorry that she was so classless and mean and horrible.

When I was in college I worked at a fancy golf course. A lot of celebrities came to play a round, and most were perfectly nice. The exception? Maury Povich. I was his caddy. He chain smoked on every hole, blowing smoke into my face while I handed him golf clubs. He was playing poorly. The longer he played, the worse…

Ahahaha making a throw away account because my friends definitely know this story. When I was a senior in high school, I was really into the poet Adrienne Rich. Which kind of tells you all you need to know about the type of person I was at that point in my life. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrienne_… for the…

I have a romance writer friend whose biggest fan is ... McLovin’s father.

When I was a freshman in college, my friend had Pauly Shore’s number, because he’d hit on her several years prior in a similarly creepy way. The creepiest part was that she was 16 at the time, which he was fully aware of. We’d play “Get drunk and call Pauly” quite often.

Oooh, ooh, I got this. I was a big Oasis fan back in the ‘90s, so when the band came to Melbourne my friend and I decided to go to their hotel. My friend found out they were staying at the Hilton, and they rocked up in their van to a small crowd of fans waiting to say hello. The band was quickly ushered into the foyer…

So this isn’t really the celebrity being a dick, but I love this story. When I was studying abroad in Spain in 2007, Superbad had just come out the summer before, and it was opening in Spain in October. McLovin and Jonah Hill were at a club that my friend and I were going to for her birthday; we were leaving for…

My uncle was a limo driver in the 70’s-80’s and they didn’t have cells back then of course, so when he was late picking up a job at the airport, the person called my grandma’s house to see where he was, my uncle was living with her. She told they guy my uncle had left already and would be there shortly. Aparently the…