The power of Aqua Net compels you.

So there will be... hell toupee.

*running out to buy sage hairspray*

Honestly, even if she didn’t cheat on you, I would break up with her over the TP roll. That is messed up and adults shouldn’t do that.

Disagree the flashbacks are a big part of why I watch. Seeing exactly what led them down those paths is really interesting and the actors are portraying them well.

on the one hand, my kid’s a hit man. on the other, he says please and thank you and “we don’t kill women and children.”

“You’re supposed to respect your husband! It doesn’t matter that he tried to have you killed, you made vows!!!!”

They already have and Emma Stone is first in line to play Rukundo. If she’s not available though, I think Rooney Mara is down.

The hit men were so competent though! They extorted extra cash for killing a woman they didn’t even kill. So, one less murder to deal with, and they got paid extra for it. I mean I don’t want to think they’re nice guys but if I was going to be a hitperson (let's be PC here) for hire I would totally want to get paid…

I wish as the judge (badass judge) was talking she also could have been squirting them with a water gun right in their faces. Like Lilo did to Stitch to train him.

No time to read the article, I’ve got ill-informed comments to make!

Person1: “I hate black people.”
Person2: “But why are you racist tho?”
Person1: “RACIST?!??? WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS HAVE TO PULL THE RACE CARD?!!?? STOP MAKING EVERYTHING ABOUT RACE!!&!@!!”

It’s not just better training required for police officers. We need to stop hiring sociopaths for the job.

Michigan apparently has a form of indeterminate sentencing where the legislature sets a maximum sentence and a judge sets a minimum sentence. When the convicted person reaches the minimum sentence he’s allowed to go in front of a parole board to ask for release on parole, but must serve at least the minimum.

Did you read this article? Because this is in there:

Not that this is surprising, but apparently a number of commenters on the Fox article about the sentencing accused the justice of posturing for attention and inappropriately making the sentencing about race. Because there’s no such thing as racism, unless it’s against White people....

I really like when shows do something bold and unique like this. I can see how it wouldn’t be liked by many though too. It’s definitely in that post-modern realm. It seemed to be heavily an episode *about* the x-files rather than an episode *of* the x-files. You even get a fourth wall break with his ring tone being…

Just seems hard to claim 7 years later this has negatively affected the outcome of her life.