Thank you for that parting gift.

Oh my god I can’t stop laughing. I read it in her voice and everything.

God bless you.

That's the best description of Unser I've ever seen.

Me too. All I hear about is how great it is :( but I just puke my guts up the few times I've had it. Got that from my dad apparently. Thanks dad.

I just went involuntarily into the foetal position. Good god.

That made me laugh. You win.

I'm an Aussie too, and while I gathered that that was what the chicken was sitting on, it doesn't help. Haha. Is it hard? Or more like a scone? Just can't get my head around it...

I work at a phone shop, and one time a coworker and I were joking about buying each other lunch while helping an older guy out with something. The older guy jumped in and said something about me not buying my coworker lunch because I was Jewish. Because of my nose. My smile instantly disappeared and I was barely…

We used to eat them in primary school. We'd steal handfuls of them from open boxes sitting in the office. They tasted quite nice. I'm surprised we didn't die though. Now I imagine all the chemicals that are probably in them, my god.

Good lord. How scandalous. I'll have to report you now.

hahaha. What would victorian era porn even look like?

I've felt like this a lot too. Especially when she shaved her head. I just so badly wanted to be there for her. Glad to know I'm not alone! Haha.

I remember being 13 or 14 and looking up those Pete Wentz dick pics. Came up in the search bar as recently searched when mum jumped on one day. Smooth me tried to play it off as 'suggestions' not actual past searches.

Or ranch?

I love you for that.

I'm not proud to admit I've spent money on it. But in my defence, I've been stuck on the lounge sick for weeks, and I needed the entertainment.

Hoy shit. I love you. And now I love her. Some of them are so amazing!

The main photo of Kim on the cover of Ok! looks like a cross between her and Megan Fox. Didn't realise who it was for a second.

I can't even...