He was already a dead man walking, the doofus whose failures alienated the best player the franchise and its tiny fanbase ever had and who would not meaningfully outlast Davis in New Orleans under any plausible set of circumstances.

Warren Buffet?

Magic’s Failure Turns Pelican Into Albatross In Loss To Magic

I am firmly in the ‘let people enjoy whatever they want on their pizza’ camp.

Working Group

Sun dog.

This may be the best Deadspin post ever. Also, dog!

While these are all, likely, very good dogs, rescue mutts are the best:

Dog!

This is not the content we deserve, but it’s certainly the content we need. My contribution is my pair of sunbathing, photobombing weirdos:

Dog With Snout

Dogs.

Looking at the state of the world right now, why would we want to live longer? The trade off on happiness now with a shorter lifespan, versus, less comfort now for enduring a longer comfortless lifespan has never been so easy.

Who cares if her methodology is flawed as long as she comes to the correct conclusion?

Alternate joke: He died doing what he loved: something incredibly stupid.  

He died doing what he loved.  Torturing animals.

fyi he said Nick Fury, Tarantino Characters, Mace Windu, Mitch from Long Kiss Goodnight

Shut the fuck up.

Doesn’t Thibs just scream?

It is rather startling how small the Alamo really is.