Because that’s short.

hurt, suspended, or in Cleveland

No, and while we are at it, neither should infants. Looking at you Portland!

If conversion therapy is so effective, why do the Saints carry a punter on their roster?

Life causes cancer.

Brandon Weeden looks like your older sister’s annoying boyfriend.

Dude, let it go

In the movie Cast Away, Tom Hanks spends four years on an island....alone. When he returns to civilization, his estranged wife notes “We got a football team now.”

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

I love food but I hate talking to people so this is still too much work.  

The real story here is the depressing state of Vrabel’s broken marriage.

Don’t forget another NFC Championship the following year, has the same amount of playoff wins as Andrew Luck, Matt Ryan, and Johnny Unitas and holds the NFL record for rushing yards in a playoff game by a QB.

The app is different because Texas Dairy Queens are run by a separate council that runs a different marketing site compared to the ones in other states. That is why we have Hungr Buster burgers, “Dude” chicken fried steak sandwich, and steak finger baskets compared to whatever they serve up north. 

When I read the headline i thought this was going to be about eating spicy hot food cold, which is a very interesting.

[Whispering quietly, in the corner]: i still like the name Boaty McBoatface

Vlad Guerrero Jr’s Righteous Dong

“the official pest control provider to The San Diego Padres.”

Exactly; same here, but my parents forgot the gift...which is great, because I’m poor, and people buying me gifts just reminds me how poor I am because I can’t reciprocate.

To be fair, this wouldn’t have been a problem in the NCAA, either.