That smile! Good dog!

Good dog!

I keep getting these weird pains in my limbs, I think its blood clots but I can’t be sure.

Not to be that guy, but this seems like a great way for a star player to tweak a lat. ***sad trombone***

Monday January 28th 2019 brought one of the biggest blizzards to the Twin Cites area all season long. That also happened to be the day that my buddy and I were planning a red eye trip to Colorado. What should have been a 40 minute drive to the Minneapolis/ St. Paul international airport took us over 2 and a half…

Thanksgiving 2009. I was alone in my dorm room eating a Totino’s Party Pizza for Thanksgiving dinner. My uncle had died unexpectedly and the funeral was that weekend. The parents were going to be driving through the city I was going to college in on the way to the funeral so it didn’t make sense for me to drive down.…

 I really need to stop almost dying.

When I worked as a server I swore by the “rough day” technique. Always be courteous, kind, smile and attentive, all that jazz, but add just a layer of dishevelment. A wipe of the brow, “trouble” finding your pen, always half jogging and if you get the chance throw in a “its been one of those days”. You want your prey…

Potato Oles are probably the best fast food potato, 2nd possibly to Arby’s curly fries.

Chris, please get fucked by an icicle for that last paragraph.

I called it cat food: value brand mac and cheese and a can of tuna mixed in. It tasted alright when you spiced it up with a little salt, pepper and depression. 

Its tough, best of luck friend. 

I did order it already after I read every page in the preview. I haven’t found therapy very helpful but the way the book came off was refreshing.

As someone with a troubled relationship with food after losing a lot of weight, I found this inspiring. I’ve never heard of this concept before. Its tough to talk about, but thanks for posting.

Boban is the basketball equivalent to that guy or girl you know in your life that everyone likes, you know the one. Get well soon sweet giant! 

When I lost a bunch of weight, it was so nice getting compliments for the first time in my life (as a late 20's male dork). Now that its old news, no one compliments me anymore, I miss it.

Good dogs!!!

Of the grocery store checkout candies, Butterfinger is the worse. 

I really am baffled by all this. Give me anything else, Wendy’s, BK, Hardees. Its not that any other those are great, its just that McDonald’s fries have the taste and consistency of deep fried tooth picks.

Why do people think McD’s fries are good? Those stiff, grease twigs are the worst fast food fries and its not even close.