Preach, Alex. If you’ve never gotten one kid to false start on the green duck, just to have him knock down the actual gray duck, you haven’t played the game.

It’s just silly. There, there.

That’s a nice case for MVP you got there, Aaron Judge.

I think you’re thinking of Gilligan’s Island.

I’m pretty sure I saw an opposing fan kicked out of Yankee Stadium one time for wearing the wrong hat. I think it was the Orioles.

Good work Jon. Never let pass the opportunity to be an asshole.

Damn, where does WFAA find all these “woke” white people? In Texas, of all places too?

Yeah, poor Yankees are so victimized by the media. So little coverage and hype.

I agree whole heartedly “This is a very good take.” - Kalvin Durand

Kevin Durant has already burned Trump from four different accounts.

Aggressive take warning: It’s amazing the nanny-state that we live in. There are warnings on each ticket about items entering the seating areas, there are announcements during the games, there are signs warning people of the dangers and to be aware often directly in front of each seat (usually infield lower box…

I gotta go Uranus over Neptune. Its axis of rotation is nearly sideways! Neptune’s got nothing distinguishing it, except for being the last planet (RIP Pluto). Plus, “Uranus” joins 69 and asparagus pee in the pantheon of things that anyone who was ever 13 years old finds funny.

He’s currently undergoing a Schrödinger’s CATscan.

DAMN, Burneko...they got you there...

“You lose consciousness and then all of a sudden it’s like shoooo-ooooof,”
-Eddie Lacy explaining all the empty China food containers in his house.

And playing their late in the season best with Miguel Sano out. The pitching really isn’t there yet (Santana’s fallen off a bit since the first half, Berrios still hasn’t found consistency and Kyle Gibson’s been more lucky than good) and the bullpen is still held together with thumbtacks and scotch tape. At one point…

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

I’d suspect it’s a combination of the usual “help the vets get rich at the new guys’ expense” combined with a possible attempt to limit “outrageous” bidding wars for international players, possibly with a nod to other leagues (especially in Japan) that MLB is trying to discourage outright pillaging of the other…

If your apartment is that small then you probably shouldn’t have cats. They need space. If they can’t run once in a while, they age in horrible pain.