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People saying this is convenient or a conspiracy are idiots. Seriously.
1 - Because it’s not convenient for two reasons: Cap recapture and losing one of the team’s best players, a guy who would be team captain in maybe any other team except the Penguins.
2 - People with no medical knowledge have absolutely no idea how…

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

Disgusting that the Bears would treat a team owner like this.

i bet he climaxes loudly

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

I did some math. I took a map of Turner Field with the distances from home plate to the wall measured and figured out that on my map 1 pixel was 1.6 feet.

You dare doubt The Freeze?

Counterpoint

But why would I have fake pork when I can have real pork now? ;)

ghosts

Or, ya know, don’t. These are annoying to other drivers, and they’re fucking stupid. But hey, if you’re set on douching it up, these put you well on your way to full douche.

Or, ya know, don’t. These are annoying to other drivers, and they’re fucking stupid. But hey, if you’re set on…

Please don’t.

Please don’t.

I don’t care about KD. I don’t care about Rihanna. Jeff Van Gundy, though? That man is a goddamn delight.

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

Trump would pivot to being less batshit insane if he became President, too.

Because it’s the pitchers job to throw the ball near the batter, so when “it slips” he can deny any motives. Charging the mound with your helmet cocked in your hand, your motives are pretty clear.

Yeah, I’m guessing ‘strategic thinking’ probably isn’t one of Strickland’s strong suits.

If it was the latter, it backfired with Posey’s “you’re on your own, dipshit.”

The Yankees Are Struggling To Put Butts In Seats