The jokes on Votto. That Indians fan was never thin.

As someone who spent a lot of time, um, watching actual basketball, I can say that this season hasn’t sucked. The basketball was really good this year! James Harden leaned hard both into his heeldom and defenders coming around screens, Russ was historically great, the Warriors were honestly even more a terrifying…

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

Report: NFL Expected To Shorten Overtime

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

tfw you use the horrible person as a means to an end, pushing them to their most extreme limits, and then letting their expensive husk be somebody else’s problem.

• Which sandwich can you make better than anyone else? As much as I love sandwiches, and as good as I think I make them, I think plenty of people can make them better. So I’ll say I’m more of a Jack of all Trades type of guy.

I’d be surprised if anyone in Cleveland even knows what lean is.

Yao is Chinese-Chinese, yo.

You go to games in college because you have school spirit, have nothing else going on, or to scream in public without getting “looks”. People go to college softball games, lacrosse games, SWIM MEETS, because they’re rooting on their school.

Hmmm....something tells me Raptors don’t survive a scorched Earth approach.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

So, how exactly do you watch live sports? Sketchy low-quality spyware-laden streams? Going to a bar every time there’s a game in any sport you want to watch isn’t exactly cheap either.

My brother hangs out in a piece of shit dive bar in Anaheim. One random night, Nate Diaz shows up with some friends. Apparently, he is the nicest guy in the world and was glad to take pictures with everyone. My brother tried to get Nate to smoke weed with him, but he politely declined. I have heard the same thing…

Him and Nick are god damn national treasures.

This is the only correct answer...

I’m 39 years old. I tried marijuana for the first time two years ago when I was in Colorado. I’ve never been against it—but having long been a beer guy I just never figured it was my “thing.”

...but then how can you have any pudding?

“Too much fucking culture if you ask me”