Not sure what this has to do with the White Sox.

or presidential, to some...

If you have money and fame you’re not gross, you’re eccentric.

Do it. Google Asian dongs vs American dongs. Tell me what you find.

You mean Jaden Smith? That’s Jaden Smith. Has to be.

Baseball, man. It’s my favorite sport, but the main reason for attending regular season games is to get hammered with friends.

In 2017, I believe we call this sort of tone “presidential.”

Yeah, like we are going to take the word of a known criminal.

Marshall is one of my favorite players because of his advocacy for mental illness. The dude got some help for himself and isn’t afraid to put it out there with the intent to others. As someone with struggles of their own, its an offer of hope. 

I gotta say, posting an actual picture of your BA degree, and then countering criticism of that with a picture of your masters is probably the most obnoxious thing I’ve seen in a Deadspin comment section. So well done I guess.

lol communication.

I’m pretty sure Adidas cares lot about what shoe he is wearing.

“Man, that does sound like a terrible year.”

Who wants to choose between having one more large slice of pepperoni-sausage-mushroom or one more large slice of Hawaiian when you can a smaller slice of each? Nobody, that’s who.

You are fake news

For the love of god, just stick them under the faucet and get to cooking. If you are analyzing how you wash your mushrooms, you’re not doing it correctly in the kitchen.

You went to college to LEARN? You poor, poor soul. You go to college to get a piece of paper that costs $30,000 and gives you the right to apply for jobs you won’t get unless you know someone.

Could be worse. They could be libertarians or god forbid, Republicans.

Seriously, can any of you even imagine a world in which poor people got to eat but we didn’t have Vanderbilt university? Then who would come in last in the SEC?

With the cost cutting at ESPN in the past year or so, I’ve started to wonder about the high profile talent, like Young & Gruden, that remains. This article about Young makes me think he is not pushing his salary demands too hard there, as he is certainly getting extra benefits from the position in other areas.