Counterpoint, your god is an asshole, too:  He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. Matthew 10:37

They’re like drug dealers. You’ll never get rid of them as long as there’s a demand. Who the fuck are the idiots spending good money to own a signed ball cap or sneaker, anyway?

Or, you know, just eat it cold for breakfast like civilized people do.

By destroying the education system, you make it easier to brainwash youth. 

Wow please just die now.

Your dad would be proud at what an insufferable fuck you’ve grown into. Good to know you’re the only person who’s ever suffered loss in the world.

I guess you could say the Hawks did it the Hardaway.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

I look forward to the new ESPN documentary series 0 for 30.

Go Falcons.

Jeff Sessions is the worst of the crackers.

Counterpoint: Good dog.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

Yes.

I haven’t seen a performer meltdown like this since...

gross.

As a Jazz fan, I agree

The Battle To Finish Below .500 But Inexplicably Snag the 8th Seed And Get Unceremoniously Swept by the Warriors is well and truly joined.