Dear Penthouse,

The difference is, all the players on the men’s team are wealthy from their club contracts.

Rapinoe, who is currently tied with Meghan Markle to become America’s foremost Meg[h]an

Piers is seldom not the biggest cunt of the day.

The biggest cunt today is Piers Morgan. He said Alex Morgan's tea-sipping celebration was "bordering on a declaration of war". Way to keep a stiff upper lip, dude.

Didn’t you hear? Closed circuit TV footage proved that Philippides cheated. The Greeks were stripped of their marathon achievement and the victory was retroactively awarded to the Persians. History problem solved.

I’d say brownish-gold.

As someone who has run 10 marathons, I am obligated to salute you on beating me to it. And also mentioning my ultramarathons.

i’ve run more than one and am training for another one.  it’s important you know these things about me.

Deceptionagenarian

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

a purple-haired lesbian surrounded by her teammates with giant “DARE TO SHINE” signs around her is like, an incredible image as we reach the end of Pride Month, it makes my gay little heart so fucking happy.

These two things are antithetical to one another in some parts of the world. Much more so now that we are decades into denying the existence of climate change, and therewith any responsibility to correct it or even reduce the activities that are causing it.

Winter is better than summer: You can always put more clothes on when you’re cold, but if you’re hot you can’t do a thing about it.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

Former flight attendant here. Last flight of day- the flight attendants don’t clean the plane. The cleaning crew comes and does it either after the flight crew departs or before the first flight in the morning. It’s the “thorough” clean with vacuums and so forth. So flight attendants should do one last check for…

Okay I've read this book, and I would not have opened the doors because the Langoliers will get you.

If you ever listen to his radio show he’s also really smart and due to staying off of drugs and alcohol, he has SO MANY stories about the industry.

Lol, did you tell him break-checking is in fact illegal and he’d be liable for it?

You can be fined for failing to zipper merge in Europe.