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If someone put these notes up in my office I wouldn’t feel targeted.

If someone feels attacked by a note calling out rapists, perhaps some self-reflection is in order...?

$60? Spared no expense!

1) Plenty of small apartments don’t have microwaves, and plenty of apartments don’t come with microwaves to begin with

I’m getting in early on the action for once

Yup. That shit’s been a thing since people first stood up and made fun of other people.  Punching up makes you funny and cool. Punching down makes you a fucking toady.

Bigotry with a hug is still bigotry.

Between that landlord story and binging “Unbelievable” this past weekend I’m definitely going to get stronger locks for my house.

I actually have a story, and this year I might not be too late.

Please change that picture. No no no no NO.

Severely not digging the tryptophobia eyes on that piece of artwork. 

After this review, I might take a gander.

Stick with Ukraine. Do NOT throw a bunch of other stuff at him. This one thing is so criminal and so simple it doesn’t need anything else. It’s the one thing that even republicans will have trouble defending and it’s easy for even the dumbest person to understand. Throwing anything else in will only provide material

I agree. I think the only reason we’re getting impeachment hearings is because this Ukraine thing not only has solid evidence and is egregious but also because Trump confirmed that he did the thing. Anyone in the Senate that votes against impeachment will have come up with some bullshit for why unconstitutional

So you’re saying I can have your pickle spear

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and

People do care more because she is a little blonde white girl from a European country. At least she is using her influence to do the right thing. Honestly there are Black and Brown kids all over the world fighting for climate change. These people should uplift their voices too rather than tear down this girl. 

Only if you consider what these children are seeking “political”. Old men playing old games, while the kids are faced with the concequences. This movement is no more “political” than someone putting up their hands in a fight or refusing to drink poison. It’s a fight for survival, and only the ones who will be long

Climate change activism also threatens the bottom line of a great many companies headed by these talking heads’ friends, and the idea of putting the greater good/society above profit threatens the very structure of the societies these men benefit from the most. Accountability is the absolute worst possible outcome for