Gakwer?  Where have you been Rip fuckin’ Van Winkle?

Even EVEN worse is when you walk into any brewery here in Iowa and there’s 18 outdoor bros who’s idea of outdoors is camping in a tent in a cornfield wearing this hat

I mean, you could give every single superdelegate to Bernie in 2016 (not awarding them proportionally but, like, every single one—his share AND her share) and he would have still lost. He lost the popular vote nationwide by millions. She beat him in state contests 34-23. To whatever extent the DNC “put its thumb on…

Warren is only a punchline to those who go along with the Circus Peanut’s rhetoric. If you think Kamala’s past will be a problem with centrist but not Biden’s then I need you to check your biases.

This baseball also punched a hole in the roof, exited the atmosphere, traveled through space, then pierced and destroyed the Deathstar.
It must be made out of some fantastical Force material.

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

-1 Death Star.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

How little are they? I mean, are they, like, scary little?

There are few absolute truisms in life, but one of them is undoubtedly that any time a group of well-meaning people are granted a particular freedom, the worst fringes of society will exploit and ruin it for everyone else. 

How about a study on people that haven’t even watched this show feeling the same way? I didn’t grow up with Mr Rogers, why am I crying?! Is he made of love?

I think it’s because he made us feel like we were all his friends, and that we were all important. We weren’t watching some rando person on TV entertain us. This was someone who loved and cared for us.

I completely understand your point. But this world can always use, if not outright need, as much Fred Rogers as possible.

The best eggs Benedict I’ve ever had was made with fresh Dungeness crab, but I can definitely get behind salmon (fresh or smoked) Benedict.

Shrimp and grits. (Which I think of as being more common than “fish and grits”, while also having an extra internal rhyme with “all that pimp shit”, but I guess OutKast are the professionals, so what do I know?)

Eggs Benedict with fresh salmon under the egg.

Dear Penthouse,

The difference is, all the players on the men’s team are wealthy from their club contracts.

Rapinoe, who is currently tied with Meghan Markle to become America’s foremost Meg[h]an

Piers is seldom not the biggest cunt of the day.