“And the dude who organized it still sent me a fucking BILL for the group’s strip club tab.”

THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER

I hardly ever salt food directly. I shake the shaker into my hand, make sure there amount is good, then sprinkle it on the food. If I don’t need it all, I toss the excess over my left shoulder, blinding the devil sitting there and thus mitigating the evil of spilling salt.

You missed the best one, which is this idiot who burned his shoes WHILE HE WAS STILL WEARING THEN and is now in the hospital. Can’t stand for the anthem with no feet.

End the series, she has been the sun -the centre, the light-, the gravity of it from the start. Shameless is Finoa and her crazy adventures. 9 Seasons is long enough as is, let it end without turning it into Frankenstein’s monster.

Exactly, thank you! 

Fat doesn’t make you fat, so I’m not sure how it’s whack?

Anecdotally, eating an avocado a day for the past month has helped my wife and I shed some fat.  No need to do the study Hass, just send me some free food.

Did Statcast get a measurement on the exit velocity and launch angle of the batting glove?

Putting clothespins on power cords to save money by keeping electricity from escaping as waste is one of the stupidest fucking things I’ve ever heard. If people who believe this have kids that go to your kid’s school, you need to find your kid a new school.

She makes them feel so puny and pathetic. She makes them feel so weak and insecure. She walks out on that court, looking like that, dominating the sport like that, and they cannot handle it. The only thing they can do to try and diminish her power and her greatness is some bullshit dress code? SUFFER, FRENCH TENNIS…

I have no doubt that booze is the root cause of a lot of health problems, but I think we have much bigger fish to fry here in the United States.  I would say that obesity due to the pervasiveness and availability of unhealthy, heavily-processed food ranks much higher than this.  Sadly, I think booze plays into the…

I gave up drinking to help reach my fitness goals, but pushing a full on abstinence agenda disguised as medical fact really needs to stop. Lets be honest, alcohol is poison - we know that its why it makes us feel weird and then shitty. However people literally since the dawn of civilization have drunk alcohol -…

I bet that dress code isn’t gendered. They probably can’t stop you from wearing a summer dress if women are able to wear them. Go for it!

The only thing you forgot is some good bread. There will be juices and sopping them up with crusty bread is your reward for everything good you have done in your life.

A few notes from someone who recently spent upwards of $60 on a frankly ludicrous amount of bonkers delicious tomatoes recently:

“We are testing whether surfacing recommendations between episodes helps members discover stories they will enjoy faster.”

Actually, it’s not fine the way it is, they need to stop that damn auto-play shit that happens if you hover over an episode or title for more than two seconds. Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

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