Why put Floral Designer in “”? It is an actual real job, that pays real money, and employs extremely talented artists and designers around the globe. Signed, an “event designer” that focuses primarily on floral design.

David Hogg........take a gap year tbh.

I saw that and rolled my eyes. That’s such a Peta post and you’re better than that Planned Parenthood. We need you. We can live without Peta.

Is “Cuban flag patch” going to be the new “US flag pin” for right wingers to flip out about?

Vote vote vote vote vote. Vote in every local election. Vote every time they crack the door to the polling place. Fucking VOTE.

Nice, I have heard of it. The advantage of British series is the goddamn brilliant ~6-8 episode cap. Really forces you to move the fuck along with your story, and if you can do it without sacrificing suspenseful pacing issues, then you’re probably putting together a quality program.*

You really could have put more than a poultry effort into these eggsasperating puns.

So they went from selling women to selling chicks? Seems a bit regressive to me but, who am I to cry fowl?

That’s the part that’s killing me. President fucks-around-on-his-pregnant-wife wants to preach abstinence-only education?

I fervently hope that every single person or school administrator who did anything to punish these kids has their actions dragged out into the open and crushed under the weight of public outrage. THIS is what democracy looks like, you cowardly fuckers. (Sorry. Feelin’ a bit testy about this.)

The more conservatives tighten their grip, the more children will slip through their fingers...

Just fucking WOW

WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU over the sound of that idiot’s discharged weapon.

“No, we need to put good ceilings on both sides of the bad ceilings so the bad ceilings can be stopped before they do any harm.” - Dwayne LaPlasterre, President of the National Ceiling Association

They can’t hear over the sounds of all those guns accidentally discharging.

American Democracy died when Trump was elected, what we are seeing now, are simply the seizures of a system that is decaying rapidly, aided by the cancer that is the GOP and the aneurysm that Trump represents in it’s collective brain.

I hope they whole-ass it.

So how do you submit requests to this consortium? Because I want a tampon emoji

1. Regular table salt usually means iodized salt which is... iodized, and also contains other chemicals such as anti-clumping agents and whatnot. These things affect the flavor, so yeah, they taste different