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“libtard” is one of those disgusting slurs that instantly causes me to stop giving a damn about whatever point a person is trying to make. Do you actually hate mentally disabled people, or are you a 16 year old trying to be edgy? Try to elevate the discussion a bit, you might find it more satisfying.

“something something one of the least racist caricatures I’ve ever seen”

I actually happened to see the dress in person at an American Girl Place store and it looks really garish and cheap. The prices have stayed high but I think the quality of the doll clothes/accessories isn’t as good since Mattel took over, at least in the historical collections.

hard motherfucking same.

So American Girl decided to bring back Felicity (maybe because Hamilton is so popular?) and I really don’t like her new outfit...

Alright stable genius, you calm down now. Here’s a math joke to make you feel better: What did the zero say to the eight?

Solid gold? No, like most things in the Trump realm, they’re quite cheap, with a gaudy gold veneer.

I am bitterly jealous of the amazing trolling that occurred here. All you need is a tacky gold toilet, an outrageous request from POTUS, and the ability to respond to him without laughing so hard that you herniate.

Ok.

The kid’s name is King. He signed the end of his journal entry.

It was the best movie I watched on a plane in 2017.

I had the most interesting discussion with a pro-Trump guy about this today. He’s very much anti-DACA as “immigration reform”

BUT EGGS BROWN METALS!!!!

For all those small-government conservative hypocrites, this is the face of a big-government police state.

I was thinking the opposite. Orange drink in tacky gold plated glasses

Marzipan is adorable, and “puppy uglies” is an oxymoron.

I’m sorry, there are crispy crunchy Reese’s?? Burying the lede much!

This lady’s smarter than the rest of us who are still trying to make it work with living men

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.