Hey thanks! That’s just what I needed right now. Almost wanted them to move in slow motion, though, lol

Lots and lots of Moira, please and thank you.

Mine too. And not just because #girlpower, but I thought she was the most interesting character, personality wise and had the most interesting villain.

He’s been a racist all of his life. That’s why he was sued for housing discrimination, why he took out a full page ad about the Central Park five, and why he said Obama was not born here. People shouldn’t have that epiphany now because of these recent comments.

This. I’ve known quite a few people get the flu shot and still wound up with the flu because of this. (not because flu shot gave them flu or didn’t work, they got different flu!)

I know you weren’t intending to be dismissive, but man is it frustrating to express these things to male partners or friends only to have them say you’re mistaken.

You can’t buy or sell ... nobody said anything about gifts or barter!

Oh don’t worry, there were plenty of self-flagellating “progressives” that said the exact same thing as well for months on end. I hope they are all fucking happy with themselves.

Why are we even dragging the troll out the greys?

She is a very capable actress...when she tones things down. Think of her in King’s Speech mode (vs. Tim Burton). She be great—it will be refreshing to see her truly act again!

You’re no more “stuck” there because your passport expired than you are if it gets lost/stolen and you have to go to the consulate or embassy and get a new one. So, really not stuck at all. And anywhere from 3-6 months is excessive. Like, I could reasonably see two weeks, maybe a month. But you’re telling me that…

I don’t know if you are correct, but this is the most reasonable explanation I’ve seen for this ridiculous rule. That being said, I think the airline is still at fault for not informing travelers of this restriction if they enforce it at the gate.

Right, so the reason behind this is that the US has a visa waiver with most countries (which Europe is helpfully thinking of rescinding because our current Cheetolini keeps fucking up our own visa waivers for their citizens) and that stamp or ticket you get when entering most of those countries is for — wait for it — n…

Solitude is a state of mind. (Lock them out of your room.)

SMALL CLAMS COURT

Oh get over yourself. Just because it doesn’t apply to you doesn’t mean it’s self-indulgent or lacking in value. How is this commentary any better than what you’re attributing to the article?

Yeah? I should have kids? I’m in my mid 30s, unmarried, don’t own a home, and I’m still paying off extensive student loans. You fuckers have made it impossible for this generation to afford anything, and yet you think we should procreate so we can, what, have a new generation of struggling poors?

Oh fuck me. Yes, we are required to. I don’t, because I don’t care enough about the job to try to convince you to get a card. I’m the bad boy of the store, which is to say I’m a milquetoast weenie trying to keep you happy and our conversation light.