It is merciful that Adele doesn’t put out an album every year.

Haven’t we all felt the satisfaction of popping a zit or getting an ingrown hair out? These videos offer that kind of satisfaction. A satisfying OMG. Ick with relief.

That is such a shame as I was planning to make laudanum tartlets. We are all so fond of laudanum tartlets.

Not immediately, though! Ruins spoiler via double-spoiling.

(it was what killed Beth in Little Women, after all)

Fuck off, Nazi.

There’s a giant fucking gulf of difference between people of an oppressed population wanting a space of their own, and people whose ancestors literally walked in and stole all of that space for themselves demanding that people get out of their own land.

Apologia for neo-Nazis is a bad look. Did you miss his numerous references to gassing Jews?

Flag and dismiss the nazi apologists, don’t engage!

I know it’s pointless to engage because you aren’t arguing in good faith, but

“I think it’s all kind of silly, really, that we’re having this discussion 20 years later.”

Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.

1. Pumpkin pie is delicious.

The slogan “Don’t Mess With Texas” should be changed to “Don’t Mess With Texas Women.” Seriously, don’t.

So yeah guys, if you’re like, “I don’t know what I personally can do to help!”, the thing to do is to call out men, ESPECIALLY YOUR FRIENDS AND COWORKERS AND ACQUAINTANCES when they are creeps and abusers. Especially your friends and coworkers and acquaintances. Especially your friends and coworkers and acquaintances.…

Mascara is very YMMV. I hate Diorshow with a passion because it always runs all over me, but other people swear by it. I like BTS for when I’m going for a dramatic makeup look, and I let it dry out a little before I use it. Covergirl Lashblast is my go-to everyday mascara. Lancome Hypnose has a great formula but I…

There’s no way he tried to get out of it. Legal nerd Barack Obama probably wanted nothing more than to serve on a jury. He would have fucking loved it.

Serious answer? His presence would be too disruptive to the parties; particularly with the Secret Service and all the looky loos.