Yes, the tears are an excellent source for electrolyte replenishment.

I will probably do 36 hours from Sunday afternoon through Tuesday morning. Looking forward to it.

My sister is getting married, and it’s a surprise to everyone except immediate family, and the whole thing is going to be officiated by a karate-kicking Elvis. She is super happy and so excited, and I have gold shoes to wear. (I looked for blue suede heels, but I couldn’t find ones I liked, so I’m wearing blue…

Same. And then when I tried the link again, it said the queue spot had already been used. Not sure I need that lip primer this badly.

Same. And then when I tried the link again, it said the queue spot had already been used. Not sure I need that lip…

which also falls down when you play a trumpet near it?

It’s some sort of “made specially for Hawaiian airlines" thing I'm sure. ☹️

Yeah me too.

Agreed on all counts.

And puns! Deadspin is all about the puns.

Yes! Congrats! That must feel amazing.

So Danny MacAskill probably isn’t your cup of tea to watch then? (Spoiler warning: crazy mofo on a bike hopping on rooftops. Beautifully shot, though the GoPro helmet footage can make me a little woozy.)

Pretty much. But it WAS a gorgeous day.

Thanks. :) Golden rule and everything: treat the bathroom door like you would want it to be treated if you were on the other side of it. (That IS how that goes. Right?)

He was totally fine but after I took that, we had to leave. I couldn't watch anymore.

Yeah I got a picture of this guy when we went in July. This was taken five minutes after the boyfriend pretended to trip the second we go to the viewpoint. It was incredibly windy and I was so anxious watching him

I watched a guy perch out on a ledge this summer. It was windy as all hell; just watching him made me nervous.

I feel like this is the place where I mention Hawaiian airlines has the best hand soap in their lavs. We fly out to visit family once a year and every time I notice it.

I usually just say “just a sec” or something similar.

Awww thanks Cocopop! ❤️

Yes with single occupancy bathrooms, every time I am in there someone seems to do this.