I must compliment you on your prosciutto layers! They are magnifique.

PANNA COTTA YES.

I THINK. I’m not positive. But I think.

You just hit the nail on the head why the boyfriend cooks for me instead of going out on Valentine’s day - so stressful! Also he’s a chef so he has like memories. We’ve had (heart shaped) cheeseburgers a couple years in a row because of that.

Bring me half dozen oysters and a glass of bubbles, and I’m good to go.

This is the dish to get you laid. Or rather, dishes. We had to split this meal over two days.

I had it on tape and I am pretty sure it was read by Dom DeLuise.

Adding this to my list of things to try on my next Sephora trip. I have some work to do!

Adding this to my list of things to try on my next Sephora trip. I have some work to do!

So the russian red has a little more of the blue notes to it, like the Cruella does? I’ve found a lot of reds are too orangey one me, which is why the Cruella-red works a little better.

So the russian red has a little more of the blue notes to it, like the Cruella does? I’ve found a lot of reds are…

The cream lip stain has the staying power, but I do find that one looks and feels dry on me. But maybe I’m not drinking enough water.

The cream lip stain has the staying power, but I do find that one looks and feels dry on me. But maybe I’m not…

I will definitely give that a try. I just bought the Better than Sex mascara and it stayed on for two days, including through washing my face. (I had left my makeup remover at my house, and I was at the BF’s.) If the lip primer works even half as well, I’m sold! (And if it doesn’t, the return policy is pretty solid at…

I will definitely give that a try. I just bought the Better than Sex mascara and it stayed on for two days,…

I’ve at least got the color match down, so the search can continue and I will be evenly-complected for it.

I’ve at least got the color match down, so the search can continue and I will be evenly-complected for it.

I’ll manage somehow. The way I look at it, I’ll just get REALLY GOOD at applying red lip with a steady hand! Silver lining. :)

I’ll manage somehow. The way I look at it, I’ll just get REALLY GOOD at applying red lip with a steady hand! Silver…

I can’t explain it other than makeup and I have always had a difficult relationship. I am still trying to find foundation/coverup that doesn’t have to be reapplied multiple times a day because of my oily skin.

I can’t explain it other than makeup and I have always had a difficult relationship. I am still trying to find…

Really really. :( The sephora-brand cream lipstain STAYS FOREVER, but it’s more orangey. I wish the two things would get together and merge in a holy union of perfect red color and staying power.

Really really. :( The sephora-brand cream lipstain STAYS FOREVER, but it’s more orangey. I wish the two things would…

Color-wise, yes, Cruella is gorgeous (and for my coloring, it’s the best fit), but I dispute the “stays on forever” thing. I have to reapply CONSTANTLY.

Color-wise, yes, Cruella is gorgeous (and for my coloring, it’s the best fit), but I dispute the “stays on forever”…

Ugh. I would love to be ungrayed on The Slot.

Perfect gif! Yes no thanks to the Dildo Trump.

That’s how I feel. It’s all he did in the few GOP debates — just talk over his opponents and the moderators constantly had to try and get him to shut up when it wasn't his turn; i have no expectation of the general debates being any different. I have a bunch of friends who are super excited to watch Hillary shred him,…

Aaaaand now following you on IG because of this. Don’t mind me and my mild stalking ways.