Perfect.

Came here to say this, as I know a chicken breast wizard, but you beat me to it.

Oh you sweet summer child. ;)

Court! 😍 You're both adorable. I can feel the love from here.

I feel like I heard that singing along with it, especially if someone is already singing, is pretty bad etiquette. But that could just be performance-related and not necessarily anthem-related.

It’s a reference to The West Wing.

SAME.

I would NEVER presume such a thing, madam. But for the moment ...

I love that an entire subblog now exists for this post.

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

I don’t keep, like, a running list that I update constantly (newest entry on said list would be six years old at this point), but yeah, I could probably track my history back to its beginning.

This is, unfortunately, true. Really no way to know for sure. I spotted for 10-12 weeks, and my gyn was frankly stunned that I didn’t ask her to take it out because “most women who spot for that long get too frustrated.” However, I didn’t have any other issues (zero cramping, even the day of/day after), no nothing,…

My boyfriend’s aunt made boysenberry jam. Brought it (successfully) in her carryon to visit his parents/her brother’s family. For some reason, she ended up trying to take the jam home again. TSA took it, and she was fuuuurrrrious.

This month, I visited your state (and its neighbor just to the east) for the first time, and I am smitten with the the many kind of desert now. It was a fast trip, but super awesome, and I’m pumped to go back.

Why. WHY DID I CLICK when I knew it would make me ragey?

I'm here for you.

As always, A+ filed-to.

Same. So many people say it, but it’s funny every single time.