I saw that earlier on Twitter; it is perfect.

a vaguely human shaped bag of clown wig trimmings and dented cans of Cincinnati Chili

I remember having to do something similar in 7th grade regarding expository paragraphs and how to write them. I wrote an expository paragraph on how to write an expository paragraph, but I was marked down for using “you” instead of “one” because I didn’t know at the time that one could write “one could write.” Ah…

You may join me for breakfast if you like.

“Slam it on” is my favorite cooking term.

Same. Some of these are really pretty. Especially the fried egg one. Avo on toast is a favorite breakfast for me.

No worries. It should be huge.

BRB heading to the store immediately.

Nooooooooooooo! Don’t sully delicious pastrami with this image. [all the frowney faces]

Being a human is an absolute joy sometimes.

Okay well now that’s a thought that’s going to fester. But I am very glad your issue was resolved, and I hope you’re pain free now.

I’m on an IUD. Used to help when I was on the pill, but I didn’t take the pill properly (and was very lucky that perhaps my body is a barren wasteland). I ... do not think I will try your remedy though. :-/

I feel like that’s not the mooooost awesome bedside manner for a doctor.

I do too. It’s a summer camp thing.

Cotton undies are all I wear. This is deep under-the-skin cystic acne. :(

::hides and whispers:: andmybikinilineandnothey’renotingrownhairs

... I sang it at my brother’s wedding. [thinking face emoji]

I got this album specifically so I would have kid-OK stuff to play in the car for my nieces that wouldn’t drive me nuts.

My friends used “Teach Your Children.” It was adorable and I sobbed the whole way through.

Recessional: