“demonstrating that people are willing to pay for media services so long as they’re fast, reliable, and host prime content.”

A Russian is never happier than when subject to easily preventable misery.

I. I just. Why? Why would anyone do this? Let alone repeatedly? Also, time for the incredibly stupid but I can't resist asking it question, was it always chicken stew, and if so, who the fuck likes chicken stew that much?!

For what it is worth, this guy is a lawyer.

What you don’t like that? I’m really thankful that there are caring individuals out there waiting for BCO to drop so they can let me know when a story is faaaaaaaaake so I don’t end up believing it and eventually elevating it to a diety and worshiping it and going to war for it and eventually breaking off from the…

Our family tradition at Christmas is to go out Christmas Eve for lunch at a greasy spoon, be polite to the server, and leave a $100 tip in cash. It’s kind of selfish, actually— we all get to feel super altruistic, and we race to get out before the server finds the cash and feels like they need to thank us.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Nice that these are for the most part positive stories of celebrities who haven’t let their fame turn them into entitled assholes. The Kevin Smith one in particular was awesome. (and poor Salman Rushdie! I both laughed and felt bad for laughing.)

Surely he’d recall his identity after just one look at his monogrammed thermos.

No, that steak looks perfect.

I’d have loved if OP just silently picked up the mashed potatoes with her hand and put them back on the plate.

There’s a new commercial on Hulu for United Methodist Churches that says “Church can happen anywhere” ...that phrase really scares me for some reason...like I’m going to wake up in my house, go downstairs, and there’s church going on.... gives me the chills.

Do you rise up out of your chair when you do it so it can better perfume the meals of adjacent diners - and do you let fly audibly? Because if so, please stay the fuck home.

Food porn.

GO GET US SOME FOOD!

Does anyone know how to become a contestant on Shark Tank?

“Also, 10% of the vegetarian samples tested positive for chicken or pork, which I am reasonably sure are not vegetables.”

“Both creators and users have been asking for a YouTube subscription service and that’s why we built YouTube Red,” a YouTube spokesperson told Gizmodo.

“Scar? What scar? OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST AAAAAAUGH WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AAAAAAAUGH!!!!”