She’s 53, he’s 23...oh yeah...that’ll last.

Lol...with my father it was jarred asparagus...JARRED ASPARAGUS IS AN ABOMINATION. Have you ever seen it? Barrgggh!#$!

Not when they are roasted and served with goat cheese. I’ll give you borscht tho’...borscht truly sucks.

Shouldn’t that be Park n Eat? Here in NYC we have a dive called Chew and Sip...never been in there...never will, cause really..CHEW AND SIP??? REALLY?

True...I live down the block 86 and Broadway...celeb sightings waaay too numerous to even mention.

Dangle bacon in my face. **swoon**

Kudos...as a baby boomer I applaud your references...very clever!

That’s got to be the Johnny Wad Holmes of chocolate cake!

That’s got to be the Johnny Wad Holmes of chocolate cake!

Yes, yes, yessss....YESSSSSS OH GOD....yeesssssss😊

Yet ANOTHER reason I’m glad I’ve never eaten there!

Boars Head all? beef natural casing (yeah, I know...intestines) are the only frankfurters (too expensive to be called hot dogs) I eat. I honestly don’t care what’s in em as long as there’s no weasel ass cause everyone knows weasel ass and mustard just don’t go together.

This is how I order my coffee EVERY TIME... small coffee please, regular, milk or whatever you’ve got...half n half, powdered creamer...whatever...2 sugars. Thank you very much, have a nice day.

Lol spam stew...spam guisa...wepa coqui!!!

LOL...that’s sooooo wrong.

If you were to toss them (the bacon ones cause I love bacon in my pork composites...yum) into a salad would that cancel out the evil factor? Just asking.

Actually, cods not bad...but it’s evil inbred relative scrod..now that’s evil incarnate.

Chicago pan pizza...meah..I just pretend it doesn’t exist, now what Chicago does to a hot dog...well that’s just A FUCKING AFFRONT TO GOD AND MANKIND.

Come to New York. ..we don’t play that happy shit...arrrrrrghhhhh

Really? I don’t know, I think of Denmark and the first food that comes to mind is herring...creamed herring...why?